File 742

This document was issued 28 December 2005.

File no. 742, Idling Shopkeepers

The subject in question: one who would deeply express the concerns of one's community can not be tolerated. Below these so called answer will be. In preperation for this new threat a request has been made by the ones above. That attack^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^ ^_^censor^_^Below are the subject's fiction:

You've all seen them. Those players that just sit there for days and days and never move. They just sit there selling random useless things. Who are these people what do they want? Most of all what the hell is their problem?

THEY'RE DEAD
It's completely possible that they're just normal players who were running through a city after days and days of crafting and they just dropped dead right in front of their TV/Monitor. This happens most likely due to lack of sleep. Uhm, yes kids go outside every now and then.

GILSELLERS
These are the laziest type of gilsellers. Ya know, the ones that craft a bunch of shit and then sit there selling them at exorbitant prices like gilsellers do. Or possibly in they're alien time zone night lasts a LONG LONG time (see file 636).

JUST PLAIN WHORES
These are the ones that have been selling EXTREMELY expensive super profit producing items over and over again until they have enough gil to buy Jeuno... They then keep selling the items for a huge profit instead of doing the right thing like selling it for the cost of materials or fixing the economy by lowering the profit margin!

YARD SALES!
There's also the people who instead of logging off for the night get out a mule and sell all they're useless junk. They like to sell crap that won't fit on the AH too. Of course this is just a VERY small percentage of the people seeing as this IS the most rational explanation.

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